Corey fucking Feldman.

BUNG.

We don't kiss, we just lay there
I got your nose in my hair
Hands on my hips and you're wondering:
Am i ticklish
Yes i'm ticklish everywhere you touched
It's morning the alarm screams
You have to go soon, you have to get out of bed
It's cold when you move
This is torture, it's fucking horrible
You don't want to leave

Sigh.

"But you like vampire films."

Love this video so much. Classic homage to Raimi and Romero and it rips on Twilight. Bonus.
HH loves it too!x

Fanboy.

Repressed.

Your Esteemed Author.

XXX

Zombie Love.

Thanks HH.x

The South Will Rise Again.

So last night I got to see my friends band Never x Again for the first time. They've been going roughly 6/7 months but something had always come up, and I missed out seeing them. The venue was the upstairs of a shitty pub in Shoreditch (Vice central).
There wasnt a massive turnout, but then sxe isnt cool right?
Anyways, I was stoked. Short, fast, foot-stomping, flannel-wearing angry core. Check it out.

http://ctwrecords.bigcartel.com/

http://www.myspace.com/neveragainxxx


Expect photos when I steal them.

KA-POW.

Can't wait for these to come out.

John Hughes DVD extras.

Jess got a date to the prom.

Feed me, feed me now.

Holiday starts now.

The Other Jackson Brother.

we built this city..... says:
got eyefucked by one of the girls working in the vans shop on carnaby street
"You're not punk and I'm telling everyone" says:
hahahahah
"You're not punk and I'm telling everyone" says:
a pre-op no doubt
we built this city..... says:
proper cute, she kept walking by when i was at the till, then smiled at me, then when i was putting stuff in my bag she was walking upstairs, then turned round before she got to the top, i smiled, she smiled and went all coy, think i made her squirt a little bit in her tights
we built this city..... says:
at least that's what happened in my head
we built this city..... says:
the smile definitely in real life though

Why has it taken me 27 years to finally listen to Dropdead?